WARNING
After much consideration and a scrupulous
analysis of the history and behaviour of mankind and other related species
on the planet in the last millenium, my personal verdict on the rating
of this page came out to be...
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INVERSE
Anyone above years of age should not visit this page.
SO
HOW WOULD YOU RATE YOURSELF 
| An
Old Fogy Who Got Stuck
In A Traffic Jam And Dropped In A Bit Too Late
Ya I understand that but nothing can be done. Now you've grown a bit too old and, probably are, a bit too dull to visit these pages and lots of others. So why don't you quit the browser and take some time off. Here's a tiny hint... Just press Alt-F4 and you're done. If you have some trouble hitting the above combo, its time for the three finger salute... Just punch in Ctrl-Alt-Delete and there you go the easy way. If there are still any handicaps, get a keyboard with larger keys or get your brains checked by a neural surgeon or an expert veterinarian whatever applies. |
A
Teeny-Booper Who Ran
All The Way Avoiding Traffic Jams And Is Never Too Late
Oh
yeah ... you sure are one of those whipper-snappers who comply to the above
criteria OR one
of those recalcitrant oldies who don't comply but still are swelling with
excessive pride just at the mere thought of deceiving a naive computer...
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I am much obliged to the all the "netizens" for letting me stay in their neighborhood and to the staff at FortuneCity, who gave me an opportunity to fill the minds of the people on the planet with my frenzied ideas. The contents of this page and the followers are not intended to torture anybody's feelings. Apologies, still, to anyone who may get annoyed or may fell prey to inferiority complex after reading this page. Its all just in good humour, anyway ! Enjoy !!!
P.S.
This page is always under "severe" construction.
So make sure that you keep checking back for more stuff on hourly, or in
the worst case, on daily basis. A good thing to do will be to make a twisted
tag and wear it in you neck as a fortune sign. It will ensure that the
thought never slips your mind and probably will also earn you some eccentricity
among your friends and other social circles in general as well.
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